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I dont really get modern art. Its literally a picture of a pipe for cyin out loud!!

military industrial complex? actually, i find it quite simple

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seriously though the blobmoji era google emoji were so fucking good even like, the pizza or postal horn emoji. I never once saw someone talk bad about them and they killed them anyways. idk why i chose to be mad about this today.

fuck it we've already messed things up this bad let's bring back pop up ads

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Holy shit in all of my Pokémon years I have never seen this cubivore looking mother fucker and god-fucking-damnit I would kill an entire embassy full of people for him

Oh okay so when you say a slur it’s “free speech” but when I leak highly classified government documents to a hostile foreign country it’s “treason”. 🙄

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PLEASE stop boosting massive tits. I don't know why I even have to say this, but for the love of God, stop doing this. Every day I open the fediverse and see at least 20 posts on my timeline featuring massive, incredibly large boobies, boosted by one person. It never ends. I go on public transport and I'm afraid of opening fedi, I go at work and I'm afraid of opening fedi, I go at home and I'm afraid of opening fedi. If you do not stop this immediately I will have to press the unfollow button.
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gonna legally change my name to sasuke uchiha and get dick enlargement surgery

it's unfair that people call me transphobic just because i believe <a bunch of transphobic shit>.

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that’s the problem with skyrim. everyone’s obsessed with sex!

I appreciate that blobmojis are inclusive of what region is visible while the world is being devoured

gonna legally change my name to sasuke uchiha and get dick enlargement surgery

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I log into my computer, open my browser. My computer is quiet for the most part. I start typing "fedi.abs". From there, my computer knows where this is going, it prepares itself for the worst. I finish typing the url, "fedi.absturztau.be". The home timeline loads normally, but of course this is not where we're stopping.

I open the emoji picket. 10k+ emojis are being loaded. Some of them are a few MBs. All of my bandwidth is requested, my computer fans spin up, all these animations are happening, I directly contribute to climate changes as I witness each heavy gif being loaded and displayed with their animation playing. The browser tries its best to keep up, but the RAM usage is skyrocketing (even more than usual). I scroll down the list of emojis. The CPU wishes it was dead. I click on the yuri emoji, meaning that I made sure to scroll all the way to the bottom without using the search feature. I try to post it without any context, but the browser already froze
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